Mighty Mack: The suit's real neat, but do I have to wear the hat?
Elwood Blues: These are unsophisticated men. They only respond to fear and the draw of lucre. We elicit this by using iconographic symbols, and psychological intimidation. The way we look together presents a uniform image of strength and organization. Don't say anything. Look mean. No smiling.
Malvern: The Blues Brothers Band! Hmph.
Dr. John: Bunch a wanna be players.
Stevie Winwood: How good can a mess like that sound any way?
Queen Mousette: You wish to enter the Battle of the Bands contest.
Mighty Mack: We wish to win first prize.
Cab Chamberlain: I thought you said she was old and ugly.
Elwood Blues: Ix-nay on the ugly-ay.
Elwood Blues: We've got to get off this road. They've called ahead by now and you can't outrun a Motorola.
Elwood Blues: Duck, give me a mountain tempo in A minor.
Elwood Blues: Stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the Internet and you can be President of the United States some day.
Russian gang Boss: They broke my Watch.