Harling Mays: Oh, I almost forgot. I got you some stroke mags. I've been in the hospital before, I know what you need. I got Juggs, Hot MILFs in Heat, AssMasters. You just stroke it all day, you're a hero.
Charlie Anderson: Remember, if they ask you anything about your drinking, it's totally acceptable to say "I don't recall."
Whip: Hey, don't tell me how to lie about my drinking, okay? I know how to lie about my drinking. I've been lying about my drinking my whole life.
Harling Mays: You're a hero, man! You will never pay for a drink for as long as you live.
Avington Carr: Makes me wanna sniff some lines and go fly a jet!
Whip: Nobody could've landed that plane like I did.
Whip: I drank the night before the flight.