Best comedy movie quotes of 2006

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Night at the Museum picture

Larry: This is so not worth $11.50 an hour.

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High School Musical picture

Chad Danforth: Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?
Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?
Chad Danforth: Exactly my point! He was the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. Now, my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it, in it. So, my point is if you play basketball, you're gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator.
Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in her refrigerator?
Chad Danforth: One of her crazy diet ideas! Look, I don't have time to understand the female mind, Troy!

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest picture

Jack Sparrow: Oi fish face! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! Guess what's inside of it?.

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Cars picture

Dusty Rust-eze: Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year!
Rusty Rust-eze: I mean, we might even clear enough to buy you some headlights!
Dusty Rust-eze: Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
Rusty Rust-eze: That's what I'm tellin' ya - it's just stickers!
Lightning McQueen: Well, you know, race cars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Dusty Rust-eze: Well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights!

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby picture

Female Fan: Hey driver, drive these! [Lifts shirt.]
Ricky Bobby: Oh God, please be 18.

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The Holiday picture

Amanda: You know, I was just thinking why would I ever leave before New Year's Eve? That makes no sense at all. I mean, you didn't exactly ask me out... but you did say you loved me... so I'm thinking I've got a date. If you'll have me.
Graham: I have the girls New Year's Eve.
Amanda: Sounds perfect.

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Last Holiday picture

Georgia Byrd: I didn't come here to make an impression on anybody, I just came here to blow every last cent I had.

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Air Buddies picture

Budderball: Sweet dreams about cookies, and candy, and ice cream, and cookies. Did I mention cookies?

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Stick It picture

Burt Vickerman: Go get changed, warm up and join vault rotation.
Haley Graham: Uh, sorry. I accidentally burned all my leotards last year. Hope this is okay.

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Open Season picture

Shaw: Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your backs, he'll shiv you.
Bobbie: Oh, no he can't. We had him fixed.

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Barnyard picture

Ben the Cow: Otis, a strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for others.

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Grandma's Boy picture

Alex: Why don't you answer your phone?
Dante: Oh I'm sorry, I was putting up my Christmas tree.
Alex: Dude, it's July.
Dante: Get the fuck out of here it is?

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John Tucker Must Die picture

Beth: It's not even my date and he still gets me out of my skirt!

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Phat Girlz picture

Chubby Geek: I hate skinny bitches.
Jazmin Biltmore: You took the words right out of my mouth.

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Click picture

Michael Newman: Twinkie. Don't need it. You don't need it, man. You do need a Yodel, though. Good job.

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Inspector Jacques Clouseau: The good-cop/bad-cop routine is working perfectly.
Ponton: You know, usually two different cops do that.

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Slither picture

Jack MacReady: Move the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Mother with child: Howdy, Mayor.

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Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector picture

Larry: Ms. Macechelli was dilling his pickle.
Jane Whitley: Dilling his pickle?
Larry: Chucking his corn.
Amy Butlin: Chucking his corn?
Larry: Trimming his tree.
Jane Whitley: Trimming his tree?
Larry: Branching his limb.
Amy Butlin: Branching his limb?
Larry: Oh, I can do this all day.

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Mullet Fingers: You've got to start thinking like an outlaw.

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