Beerfest
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Great Gam Gam: You two are the rightful heirs to the Von Wolfhausen Brewery. You should have the balls to take back what is yours.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Wow! You even talk like a whore.
Great Gam Gam: We are all whores in some ways.

Gunter: He stole it und now instead of Deutschland's greatest beer we merely have fourth best behind Steinemarzen, Rottenburger, und... und.
Otto: Und Beck's?
Gunter: Und Beck's? Ja und Beck's.

Landfill: If he had it, why didn't he brew it?
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Hebrew?

Cherry: You're fucked.

Barry Badrinath: Back the fuck up, Antonio! My dick... My apologies, now 5 dollars to touch it while I touch my toes, 6 dollars to touch it while I touch your... Hey Jan and Todd... and Fink? Hey looking good, Finky.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: You too, Barry.

Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Nathan Cornwell has just discovered Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Big round of applause people, big round of applause.

Jan Wolfhouse: Get bent, Umlaut.

Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Oh that's rich! I've got a cowboy on one side and an Indian on the other! It's like the wild west.

Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Drunken recall. I gave my subjects massive quantities of alcohol and then I taught them things while they were blacked out. When they woke up the next morning, they couldn't remember anything. When I got them drunk again, they remembered everything that I taught them the night before. I got it published.
Landfill: Where?
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: In Maxim Magazine under the tile of "E=MC Hammered."

Landfill: Real funny, Deutsch bag.

Cherry: I'm gonna break your dick off.

Great Gam Gam: I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.

Barry Badrinath: Hey Todd. About the old girlfriend. Can we bury the hatchet, buddy?
Todd Wolfhouse: I don't know.
Barry Badrinath: I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic fuck doll.
Todd Wolfhouse: I happened to have married that plastic fuck doll.

Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised.

Barry Badrinath: I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it.

Continuity mistake: In the beginning when the guy pours the beer in the vase, the foam is filling half the cup but when the scene changes it is about an inch on the top of the glass. The camera cut for only one second, which is not enough time for the foam to rise.

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