Best movie quotes of 2006


300 (2006)

300 picture

Messenger: What makes this woman think she can speak among men?
Queen Gorgo: Because only Spartan women give birth to real men.

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Cars (2006)

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Dusty Rust-eze: Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year!
Rusty Rust-eze: I mean, we might even clear enough to buy you some headlights!
Dusty Rust-eze: Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
Rusty Rust-eze: That's what I'm tellin' ya - it's just stickers!
Lightning McQueen: Well, you know, race cars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Dusty Rust-eze: Well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights!

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest picture

Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look, an undead monkey! Top that.

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High School Musical picture

Chad Danforth: Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?
Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?
Chad Danforth: Exactly my point! He was the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. Now, my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it, in it. So, my point is if you play basketball, you're gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator.
Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in her refrigerator?
Chad Danforth: One of her crazy diet ideas! Look, I don't have time to understand the female mind, Troy!

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby picture

Female Fan: Hey driver, drive these! [Lifts shirt.]
Ricky Bobby: Oh God, please be 18.

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The Prestige picture

Alfred Borden: Everything's going to be all right, because I love you very much.
Sarah: Say it again.
Alfred Borden: I love you.
Sarah: Not today.
Alfred Borden: What do you mean?
Sarah: Well some days it's not true. Maybe today you're more in love with magic. I like being able to tell the difference, it makes the days it is true mean something.

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X-Men 3 picture

Eric Lensherr: Charles Xavier did more for mutants than you will ever know. My single greatest regret is that he had to die for our dream to live.

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John Tucker Must Die picture

Volleyball Girl: You weren't at the party last night. Where were you?
Carrie: Well, it's totally on the DL. I mean, not fit to print. I'm dating... John Tucker.

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Tristan & Isolde picture

Isolde: How many have you loved before me?
Tristan: None.
Isolde: And after me?
Tristan: None.

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Night at the Museum picture

Larry: This is so not worth $11.50 an hour.

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Slither picture

Jack MacReady: Move the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Mother with child: Howdy, Mayor.

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Snakes on a Plane picture

Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

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Casino Royale picture

James Bond: Martini.
Bar Tender: Shaken or stired?
James Bond: Does it look like I give a damn?

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The Thief Lord picture

Victor: Now, I think we'd better go inside before we become a tourist attraction.

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Mission: Impossible 3 picture

Owen Davian: We've implanted an explosive charge in your head. Does that sound familiar?

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Happy Feet picture

Ramon: You just got to do exactly what I say!
Mumble: Okay.
Ramon: Did I say "okay"?
Mumble: No.
Ramon: No. What did I say?
Mumble: Do exactly what you say.
Ramon: EXACTLY what I say!

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Scary Movie 4 picture

Tom Ryan: I've never been a good parent. Just ask my son.
Cindy Campbell: I did. What exactly is an "Ass Clown"?
Tom Ryan: That's not important right now.

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Employee of the Month picture

Vince: This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!

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Grandma's Boy picture

Alex: Why don't you answer your phone?
Dante: Oh I'm sorry, I was putting up my Christmas tree.
Alex: Dude, it's July.
Dante: Get the fuck out of here it is?

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Final Destination 3 picture

Kevin Fischer: What's wrong?
Wendy Christensen: It's nothing. It's just that I'm going to be worrying about you every second while you're gone.
Kevin Fischer: Why would you worry about me? We don't even like each other, remember?

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The Benchwarmers picture

[Playing baseball, Gus just hit a homerun.]
Richie: He just did that steroid free!
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!

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The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift picture

Yakuza: There's an old saying - For want of a nail...the horseshoe was lost. For want of a horseshoe, the steed was lost. For want of a steed...the message was not delivered. For want of an undelivered message...the war was lost.

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Superman Returns picture

Lois Lane: How did you get here?
Richard White: I flew.

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Borat (2006)

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Borat: We didn't fly, just in case the jews repeated their attack of 9/11.

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Ice Age 2: The Meltdown picture

Diego: Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages.

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Saw III picture

Jigsaw: Hello, I want to play a game.

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Basic Instinct 2 picture

Roy Washburn: What were you doing at 100 miles per hour?
Catherine Tramell: He was making me cum. And it was 110. We must've hit a pothole.
Roy Washburn: Kevin Franks died. You don't seem very worried.
Catherine Tramell: I'm devastated... I may never cum again.

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School for Scoundrels picture

Eli: I've got two chicks back at my place who think I'm Moby.

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Ultraviolet picture

Guard: You won't make it out of here with that case.
Violet: Watch me.

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Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon picture

Leslie Vernon: I don't keep pets that I can't eat.

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