Best movie quotes of 2006

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Messenger: What makes this woman think she can speak among men?
Queen Gorgo: Because only Spartan women give birth to real men.

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Dusty Rust-eze: Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year!
Rusty Rust-eze: I mean, we might even clear enough to buy you some headlights!
Dusty Rust-eze: Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
Rusty Rust-eze: That's what I'm tellin' ya - it's just stickers!
Lightning McQueen: Well, you know, race cars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Dusty Rust-eze: Well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights!

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Chad Danforth: Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?
Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?
Chad Danforth: Exactly my point! He was the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. Now, my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it, in it. So, my point is if you play basketball, you're gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator.
Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in her refrigerator?
Chad Danforth: One of her crazy diet ideas! Look, I don't have time to understand the female mind, Troy!

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Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look, an undead monkey! Top that.

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Female Fan: Hey driver, drive these! [Lifts shirt.]
Ricky Bobby: Oh God, please be 18.

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Volleyball Girl: You weren't at the party last night. Where were you?
Carrie: Well, it's totally on the DL. I mean, not fit to print. I'm dating... John Tucker.

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Eric Lensherr: Charles Xavier did more for mutants than you will ever know. My single greatest regret is that he had to die for our dream to live.

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Alfred Borden: Everything's going to be all right, because I love you very much.
Sarah: Say it again.
Alfred Borden: I love you.
Sarah: Not today.
Alfred Borden: What do you mean?
Sarah: Well some days it's not true. Maybe today you're more in love with magic. I like being able to tell the difference, it makes the days it is true mean something.

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Larry: This is so not worth $11.50 an hour.

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Isolde: How many have you loved before me?
Tristan: None.
Isolde: And after me?
Tristan: None.

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Jack MacReady: Move the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Mother with child: Howdy, Mayor.

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Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

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James Bond: Martini.
Bar Tender: Shaken or stired?
James Bond: Does it look like I give a damn?

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Victor: Now, I think we'd better go inside before we become a tourist attraction.

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Joe: What happened to the blowtorch, Plug?
Plug: My dad just laughed at me.

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Owen Davian: We've implanted an explosive charge in your head. Does that sound familiar?

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Tom Ryan: I've never been a good parent. Just ask my son.
Cindy Campbell: I did. What exactly is an "Ass Clown"?
Tom Ryan: That's not important right now.

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Vince: Do you know what this is? [Holds up a Sharpie.]
Zack: Yes, that is a ten times larger than life replica of your penis.

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Lex Luthor: Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind.

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Manny: Don't listen to him, folks. Fast Tony would sell his mother's ashes for a grape.
Fast Tony: Is that an offer?

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