Best movie quotes of 2006

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300 picture

Messenger: What makes this woman think she can speak among men?
Queen Gorgo: Because only Spartan women give birth to real men.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest picture

Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look, an undead monkey! Top that.

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High School Musical picture

Chad Danforth: Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?
Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?
Chad Danforth: Exactly my point! He was the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. Now, my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it, in it. So, my point is if you play basketball, you're gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator.
Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in her refrigerator?
Chad Danforth: One of her crazy diet ideas! Look, I don't have time to understand the female mind, Troy!

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Surveillance Guy: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby picture

Female Fan: Hey driver, drive these! [Lifts shirt.]
Ricky Bobby: Oh God, please be 18.

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Cars picture

Dusty Rust-eze: Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year!
Rusty Rust-eze: I mean, we might even clear enough to buy you some headlights!
Dusty Rust-eze: Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
Rusty Rust-eze: That's what I'm tellin' ya - it's just stickers!
Lightning McQueen: Well, you know, race cars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Dusty Rust-eze: Well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights!

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Night at the Museum picture

Larry: This is so not worth $11.50 an hour.

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The Holiday picture

Miles: You with me, Simpkins?
Iris: Miles. You really are an incredibly decent man.
Miles: I know. It's always been my problem.

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X-Men 3 picture

Eric Lensherr: Charles Xavier did more for mutants than you will ever know. My single greatest regret is that he had to die for our dream to live.

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Casino Royale picture

James Bond: Martini.
Bar Tender: Shaken or stired?
James Bond: Does it look like I give a damn?

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Grandma's Boy picture

Alex: Why don't you answer your phone?
Dante: Oh I'm sorry, I was putting up my Christmas tree.
Alex: Dude, it's July.
Dante: Get the fuck out of here it is?

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Isolde: How many have you loved before me?
Tristan: None.
Isolde: And after me?
Tristan: None.

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Eight Below picture

Maya: Arf arf arf arf.
Max: Arf Arf.

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John Tucker Must Die picture

Beth: It's not even my date and he still gets me out of my skirt!

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Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

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Fearless picture

Moon: Because, "If you're sad", my Grandma told me "then cry", "After you cry, you still have to live life"

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Stick It picture

Burt Vickerman: Go get changed, warm up and join vault rotation.
Haley Graham: Uh, sorry. I accidentally burned all my leotards last year. Hope this is okay.

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Maggie McGlone: If my muscles hurt, it just means I've used them. If it hurts to walk up the stairs, it's just cause I've done it a hundred times to lay down next to a man who loved me. My face may have wrinkles, but I have laid under hundreds of skies on sunny days. I look like this, well, because I drank and I smoked and I lived and I loved and I screwed my way through a pretty damn good life. Getting old isn't bad. It's earned.

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O2: Where's your bathroom? I gotta shit.

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The Prestige picture

Ackerman: We'll have to dress it up a little. Disguise it. Give them enough reason to doubt it.

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