Best movie quotes of 2006

Bully Kid Tubby: Hey, look. A baseball.
Screwie: Hey, look. The missing link.

Brother Lorenzo: There will be no liberty for the enemies of liberty.

Robert Thorn: I never want to see or hear from you again.
Father Brennan: You'll see me in hell Mr. Thorn.
Father Brennan: We'll spend eternity together.

Dan: The sun goes up and then it comes down, but everytime that happens what do you get? You get a new day.

Dr. P: Every once in a while a shepherd has to pluck a sheep from the herd and challenge him. It lets the man know he's worthy of leading.
Roger: Well you know what? I don't want to be a shepherd anymore.
Dr. P: You're not the shepherd, dumb ass. I'm the shepherd. It's called an analogy, moron.

Shaun: I just wondered if you'd like to be my girlfriend. I think you're lovely.

Brian Jackson: Ever since I can remember, I've wanted to be clever. Some people are born clever, same way some people are born beautiful. I'm not one of those people.

Rachel Stein aka Ellis de Vries: I never knew this would happen. To fear the liberation.

Chloe: Damn it. I am trying to fuck your best friend here. Give me a little cooperation please.

Frank Jones: When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.
Julia Jones: But you're from Jersey.
Frank Jones: I'm trying to make a point here.

Tanzie Marchetta: You caught me. I guess that, like, makes you my hero.

John Waters: I also heard on A Dirty Shame - and I have no proof of this - that there were doctors involved... and that some of the kinkier terms, like felching and stuff, that they explained to the MPAA what felching meant. Now, I would like to have heard that because felching, no-one has ever done felching. Felching is when you f someone and suck your own c out of their ahole. Well, I know a lot of perverts and I don't know anyone who's done that.

Jasper: Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for.

President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything.
Congressman #1: Break it down, Camacho.
President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN alive. And Number 3: He's going to fix everything.

Woody: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and... temperate. Rough winds... blah blah blah... There's something in there I can't remember. And, uh... yadda yadda yadda. I'm sorry, I... I'm no Shakespeare. My guess, Romeo wasn't much of a quarterback either, right?

Arnold 'Arnie' Milan: You got bad credit, but, uh, you got great character.

Ludwig van Beethoven: An artist is someone who has learnt to trust in himself.

Amber Williams: Zoe, did you tell anyone?
Zoe: Yeah, I wrote a song about it, but don't worry, that single's not out yet.

Irene: Don't say that, Raimunda, or I'll start crying. And ghosts don't cry.

Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse.