Jill: You've made a recruitment video for the Hitler Youth.
Billy: Dating's complicated in England.
Steve: English birds ain't complicated. You buy 'em a Bacardi Breezer and they'll ride you like Sea Biscuit.
Steve: Just saw a geezer in a balaklava with a suitcase... No... more of a travel bag.
Steve: Shit, I've left Gordon's foot on the coach... sorry mate.
Richard: There are no bears in Hungary. Unless we've crossed the border into Romania, in which case there ARE bears. If we're in Serbia, then... I don't know.
Harris: That's really interesting, Richard. Tell me something: are bears required to stop at borders? Is there some sort of, I don't know, passport control for bears?
Steve: You found a pie?
