Best movie quotes of 2006

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: The good-cop/bad-cop routine is working perfectly.
Ponton: You know, usually two different cops do that.

Jack MacReady: Move the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Mother with child: Howdy, Mayor.

Big Momma: This is a family beach, not Chippendales.

Larry: Ms. Macechelli was dilling his pickle.
Jane Whitley: Dilling his pickle?
Larry: Chucking his corn.
Amy Butlin: Chucking his corn?
Larry: Trimming his tree.
Jane Whitley: Trimming his tree?
Larry: Branching his limb.
Amy Butlin: Branching his limb?
Larry: Oh, I can do this all day.

Viola: What does your heart tell you?
Duke: What?
Viola: I mean... which one would you rather see naked?

Mullet Fingers: You've got to start thinking like an outlaw.

Teresa Gazelle: Back the fuck off! I will blow you away.

Aquamarine: But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.

Emily: I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

Victoria: My mother was a real whore and a junkie, and she traded me for $10 and a fix.

Damien: It's easy to know what you are against, but quite another to know what you are for.

Ron Clark: Hey Mr. Turner, this is fun.
Principal Turner: You really think it appropriate to do this with the students?
Ron Clark: Well, I'm certainly not gonna Double Dutch with you.

Jesse: Dude, I could kick the dude out of you.

Zee: What is your problem?
DJ: Puberty. Yeah, I'm having lots and lots of puberty.

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Dev Saran: I love you, Maya. And you love me too.

AC Craney: People don't want heart Dick, they want wins.

Chase Collins: I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch.

Coach Don Haskins: We do not back down here, ever.

Vince: This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!

Ackerman: We'll have to dress it up a little. Disguise it. Give them enough reason to doubt it.