Best movie quotes of 2006

Damien: It's easy to know what you are against, but quite another to know what you are for.

Ackerman: We'll have to dress it up a little. Disguise it. Give them enough reason to doubt it.

Coach Don Haskins: We do not back down here, ever.

Lex Luthor: Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind.

Ron Clark: Hey Mr. Turner, this is fun.
Principal Turner: You really think it appropriate to do this with the students?
Ron Clark: Well, I'm certainly not gonna Double Dutch with you.

Mullet Fingers: You've got to start thinking like an outlaw.

Great Gam Gam: You two are the rightful heirs to the Von Wolfhausen Brewery. You should have the balls to take back what is yours.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Wow! You even talk like a whore.
Great Gam Gam: We are all whores in some ways.

Jesse: Dude, I could kick the dude out of you.

Felix: The last time someone messed with my master, he was never seen or heard from again.
Derek: That's not true.
Felix: You're right, they did find a shoe.

Vince: This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!

Dev Saran: I love you, Maya. And you love me too.

Larry: Ms. Macechelli was dilling his pickle.
Jane Whitley: Dilling his pickle?
Larry: Chucking his corn.
Amy Butlin: Chucking his corn?
Larry: Trimming his tree.
Jane Whitley: Trimming his tree?
Larry: Branching his limb.
Amy Butlin: Branching his limb?
Larry: Oh, I can do this all day.

Emily: I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: The good-cop/bad-cop routine is working perfectly.
Ponton: You know, usually two different cops do that.

Jack MacReady: Move the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Mother with child: Howdy, Mayor.

Zee: What is your problem?
DJ: Puberty. Yeah, I'm having lots and lots of puberty.

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Rupert Potter: Our daughter is famous, Helen. You're the only person who doesn't know it.

Viola: What does your heart tell you?
Duke: What?
Viola: I mean... which one would you rather see naked?

Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: His magnificent idol looks like it came out of a cereal box.
Junior Bloomsberry: Wow. That must be a huge box of cereal.

Ramon: You just got to do exactly what I say!
Mumble: Okay.
Ramon: Did I say "okay"?
Mumble: No.
Ramon: No. What did I say?
Mumble: Do exactly what you say.
Ramon: EXACTLY what I say!