Madea's Family Reunion
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Mable 'Madea' Simmons: You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today?

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Aunt Ruby's 96 years old, she needs to see her family.

Victoria: My mother was a real whore and a junkie, and she traded me for $10 and a fix.

Judge Ephriam: You're her foster mother or you're a prison mother.
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: I'll take prison for 200, Alex.

Ruby: Take me outside, I want to see my family.

Carlos: Can we have a moment alone?
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no.

Vanessa: You are going to rot in hell.
Victoria: I vacation there.

May: Love is many things. It's varied. One thing it is not and can never be is unsure.

Joe: We don't want it. Return to sender.
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: I remember I sent you somewere too and you came back with something. It still itching?
Joe: Yo' momma. Aw hell that's my momma too.

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: I told you, you don't know how to lie. What kinda lawyer don't know how to lie? Lie and lawyer go together lie-awyer... lie-awyer.

Lisa: He hits me.
Victoria: When?
Lisa: Often.
Victoria: Well, you must stop doing what you're doing to make him angry.
Lisa: What?
Victoria: Women sometimes have to deal with things to be comfortable.

Continuity mistake: When Madea is in the car coming back from court, Nikki smarts off at her and Madea turns around to hit on her. While this is going on, you hear brakes squealing and the driver is moving the wheel like the car is out of control. Yet, the background never changes, stays level throughout this scene.

Bonita Kilpatrick
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