Best movie quotes of 2006

Jack Lengyel: One day, not today, not tomorrow, not this season, probably not next season either but one day, you and I are gonna wake up and suddenly we're gonna be like every other team in every other sport where winning is everything and nothing else matters. And when that day comes, well that's, that's when we'll honor them.

Alisa: It's morning sickness.
Becky: But it's not morning.

Mason 'The Line' Dixon: It's already over.
Rocky Balboa: There aint nothin' over till it's over.
Mason 'The Line' Dixon: Where's that from, the 80's?
Rocky Balboa: That's probably the 70's.

Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.

Giuseppe Baldini: Because it's a legend, you numbskull.

Light Yagami: The law has its limits.
Shiori Kashino: Everything has limits.

Male Receptionist: You made me want to be a woman.
Him: I have that effect on people.

Captain Gantu: I could ride in the backety-back.

Korgoth: I've dated girls uglier than you for breakfast.

Jack Starbright: Is it just me or are those bankers weird?

Melissa Kitt: I'm sorry, but that-that fuckin' voice, that was not Megan or Kyle. That was the fucking devil, and he was not talking to us, he was talking to Billy.

Guy: What's the Czech for "Do you love him"?

Susan Jones: Richard, why did we come here?
Richard: What d'you mean why? I thought you would like it.
Susan Jones: Really: Why are we here?
Richard: To forget everything. To be alone.
Susan Jones: Alone.

Bully Kid Tubby: Hey, look. A baseball.
Screwie: Hey, look. The missing link.

Leslie Vernon: I don't keep pets that I can't eat.

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Jim Jones: Be assured in that choice is not ours now. It's out of our hands. Die with respect. Die with a degree of dignity. Lay down your life with dignity. Don't lay down with tears and agony. Stop this hysterics. Keep your emotions down. Children, it will not hurt if you'll be quiet.

Eli: I've got two chicks back at my place who think I'm Moby.

Swink Sylvania: Can Hutch come out and play?
Hutch O'Neill: Swink! You scared the crap out of me.
Swink Sylvania: Why yes. I would love to come inside.

Woody: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and... temperate. Rough winds... blah blah blah... There's something in there I can't remember. And, uh... yadda yadda yadda. I'm sorry, I... I'm no Shakespeare. My guess, Romeo wasn't much of a quarterback either, right?

Commander Fredericks: Well, well. Lt. Robert Jackson, you've been AWOL for a while now.
'Captain' Jackson: Vengeance is mine!