Turistas
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Zamora: I'm doing this for a good reason.

Alex Trubituan: You okay?
Bea Trubituan: Never leave me again.

Finn: And you know what? I did want to come to Brazil. Why? Because I like girls. And I like beaches and drinking. And when they say "Come to Brazil," they say "Come to Brazil! We've got girls and beaches and drinking!" What they do not say, what they completely neglect to mention is anything about being chased into the jungle by an angry fuckin' mob which is not my idea of a fun vacation at all.

Zamora: Don't take this personal, okay? If it makes you feel any better, please know that I'm doing this for a good cause.

Zamora: In any situation, the best thing you can do is the right thing. The next best thing you can do is the wrong thing. But the worst thing you can do is nothing.

Finn: Christ, I'd do anything for a pint. I'd lick the sweat off a monkey's balls.

Zamora: I'd take your hearts too, your corneas - even the skin from your lily-white asses. But they don't travel well.

Pru: This song is so nasty.
Alex: What are they saying?
Pru: I'm not getting it all, but basically it's a long list of explicit things he likes to do in the back of his car, one being up the ass.

Zamora: The whole history of our country is taking you from us and our land - rubber, sugar, gold. And from our bodies - for slaves, for sex. And now, for - for our insides.

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Continuity mistake: In the scene after the bus rolls down (when they are at the beach), one of the girls is wearing a red bikini, but when she gets in the water it's black. (00:13:40)

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