Slither

Slither (2006)

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Jack MacReady: Move the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Mother with child: Howdy, Mayor.

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Jack MacReady: I don't care if y'are a lesbo, you don't deserve this shit!

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Jack MacReady: We need to find this Grant, and I mean yesterday. Town council's lit a Roman Candle, stuck it up my ass.
Bill Pardy: Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business.

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Jack MacReady: This shit is about as far from God as shit can get!

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Jack MacReady: Bitch is hardcore!

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Kylie Strutemyer: What are we gonna do now?
Bill Pardy: I don't know. Probably turn into a couple of these fucked-up things.

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Butcher: What can I do you for?
Grant Grant: Gimme a couple of your ribeyes.
Butcher: How many you need?
Grant Grant: Eight. Naw... Ten. Uhm, no, no. You know what? Gimme fourteen.
Butcher: Having a party?
Grant Grant: Yeah, something like that. It's a... Little surprise for the wife.

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Wally: Like finding a needle in a fuck-stack.

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Bill Pardy: Thank you for saving my ass back there.
Kylie Strutemyer: You're welcome.
Bill Pardy: Of course, when I tell that story, it's gonna be the other way around.

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Starla Grant: Baby, what happened to your face?
Grant Grant: It's just a bee sting.

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Bill Pardy: My easy-going nature is gettin' sorely fuckin' tested.

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Jack MacReady: If I wasn't shittin' my pants right now, I'd be fuckin' fascinated.

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[Bill's been badly wounded by one of the alien probes.]
Kylie Strutemyer: You have to get both of those things in you to get all womby.
Bill Pardy: That's awesome.

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