John Tucker Must Die

John Tucker Must Die (2006)

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Volleyball Girl: You weren't at the party last night. Where were you?
Carrie: Well, it's totally on the DL. I mean, not fit to print. I'm dating... John Tucker.

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Beth: It's not even my date and he still gets me out of my skirt!

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Scott: Well, my mom says I'm special on the inside.

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John Tucker: Maybe I come on too strong, but... I don't know who else to be. I just have to put my whole heart into things.

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Kate: So I'm not just some '82 Bordeaux you want to uncork and pork.

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Beth: I can't believe I ate meat for him. I mean, it was fish, but still. I don't eat anything with a face.

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Beth: I was so depressed, I couldn't even enjoy the break-up sex. Oh my god, I'm such a slut!

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Scott: You're perfect Kate... And so far not flammable.

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Kate: John Tucker, there's only one guy out there for me, but you are not him.

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Carrie: You should totally wear underwear to school.

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John Tucker: So you're lab partners with Kate, right? We talk. What's her deal?
Scott: Yeah, I don't know. I don't think she's your type.
John Tucker: Girl is my type.
Scott: Alright, well then maybe you're not her type. She's into stuff like old school Elvis Costello, she listens to obscure podcasts, she reads Dave Eggers. You know, she's deep, man.
John Tucker: Dude, I'm deep. I'm dating the poetry club.

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Heather: John and I belong together. He's the varsity captain, and after all, I AM the head cheerleader.
Beth: Sorry what kind of cheerleader?

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When Carrie is hiding in the locker room to record John talking with his friends, it's clear that her camera is behind the vent, and the openings in the vent are closer together then the diameter of her camera lens, however we don't see the vent slats in the camera view or the replaying of the video footage in a later scene. Not to mention the fact that she isn't holding the camera steady. This is impossible.

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Trivia

This film is loosely based on Shakespeare's "The Merry Wives of Windsor."

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