Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy (2006)

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Alex: Why don't you answer your phone?
Dante: Oh I'm sorry, I was putting up my Christmas tree.
Alex: Dude, it's July.
Dante: Get the fuck out of here it is?

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Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom.

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Newscaster: Pamela Mills here in Van Nuys where a rare breed of African lion was captured in a residential neighborhood. Sir, what was going through your head when you saw the lion.
Dante: This shit is fucking crazy. I don't know how lion got into the neighborhood. I heard some growlin' and shit. So my roommate and I, we go to check this shit out. I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle! It was staring right at me. I almost shit my fucking pants. So I ran inside and called the 5-0.

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