Henry: You fucker.
Angus Oldfield: Actually it was a sperm sample.
Henry: You wanker.
Walter Nichols: We're going on a ship, and ships don't sink.
Audrey Parker-Nichols: What about the Titanic?
Walter Nichols: That was just a movie.
Audrey Parker-Nichols: Yeah, based on a true story.
Walter Nichols: Really?
Kathy Johnson: Why don't we just buy some condoms and jerk off some homeless guys. Oh, like that didn't occur to anyone else?