Aquamarine: But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.
Emily: I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?
Victoria: My mother was a real whore and a junkie, and she traded me for $10 and a fix.
Jesse: Dude, I could kick the dude out of you.
Vince: This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!
Jack Frost: Would you like to be my elf?
Sylvia Newman: Huh?
Jack Frost: You heard me.
Max Skinner: You tried to drown me.
Fanny Chenal: And you tried to run me over in your little car.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: His magnificent idol looks like it came out of a cereal box.
Junior Bloomsberry: Wow. That must be a huge box of cereal.
Calvin: Baby, up up.
Ben Willis: I read once about a woman whose secret fantasy was to have an affair with an artist. She thought he would really see her. He would see every curve, every line, every indentation and love them because they were part of the beauty that made her unique.
Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?
Emma: You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?
Dante Hicks: It kinda came out one day!
Randal Graves: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about.
Oliver: This isn't a war. This is like humans fighting maggots. Or dragons fighting wolves. Or humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots.
Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.
Boatyard Woman: Guys who drink Kahlua and cream are not power guys, honey.
Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.
Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.