Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball.
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day.
Sister Encarnación: Where are your robes, Ignacio?
Nacho: They were... stinky. These are my recreational clothes.
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you. I mean... they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus.
Sister Encarnación: Nucleus?
Nacho: Have you ever have you ever had feelings for a nun?
Nacho: I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses' number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.
Sister Encarnación: Can I come in?
Nacho: No, people might get the wrong idea about you... Like maybe you are a floozy.
Señor Ramon: Orphans, smile and be happy. For God has blessed us with a new teacher. She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts Sisters Ladies Mountains of Guadalupe. Sister Encarnacion.
Sister Encarnación: Thank you Brother.
Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.
Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.
Nacho: I'm not listening to you. You're crazy.
Nacho: So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty... Who is this Encarnación?
Nacho: See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the 'big leagues'.