Nacho Libre (2006)

Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.

Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on.

Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?
Esqueleto: No.

Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

Esqueleto: I hate orphans.
Nacho: Say it to my face.
Esqueleto: I hate them.
Nacho: Come again?
Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the whole world.

Señor Ramon: Orphans, smile and be happy. For God has blessed us with a new teacher. She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts Sisters Ladies Mountains of Guadalupe. Sister Encarnacion.
Sister Encarnación: Thank you Brother.

Sister Encarnación: Can I come in?
Nacho: No, people might get the wrong idea about you... Like maybe you are a floozy.

Nacho: Have you ever have you ever had feelings for a nun?

Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win.
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat.

Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball.
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day.

Nacho: So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty... Who is this Encarnación?

Nacho: I'm not listening to you. You're crazy.

Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.

Nacho: Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients.
Esqueleto: Sorry.
Nacho: I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win.

Nacho: Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats.
Chancho: Are you leaving us?
Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweats.

Nacho: How did you find me in the wilderness?
Esqueleto: I saw you from the village.

Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?
Esqueleto: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.

Nacho: I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses' number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.

Nacho: You can take the stallion, I'll take the pony.
Esqueleto: I can't wrestle him.
Nacho: But you're tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength.
Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.
Nacho: You have not been baptized?

Sister Encarnación: Where are your robes, Ignacio?
Nacho: They were... stinky. These are my recreational clothes.
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you. I mean... they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus.
Sister Encarnación: Nucleus?