Scary Movie 4

Scary Movie 4 (2006)

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Tom Ryan: I've never been a good parent. Just ask my son.
Cindy Campbell: I did. What exactly is an "Ass Clown"?
Tom Ryan: That's not important right now.

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Oliver: We'll build our own tripods. Ours will have four legs.

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Shaquille O'Neal: He wants us to cut off our own foot.
Dr. Phil: Bullshit.

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Tom: What's wrong? You look scared.
Cindy: Oh, nothing. It's just-[sighs.] There's something going on in this house. Last night, I saw a face.
Tom: Did it have a nose?
Cindy: Yes.
Tom: That does sound like a face.

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[Talking about the tripods attacking people.]
Man: Sir, this woman was an eyewitness to one of the attacks.
President: What can you tell us?
Woman: They're indestructable. The clothing was burned off everyone's bodies. There were naked people everywhere.
President: Were you naked?
Woman: No.
President: Thank God. Some good news at last. Get her a souvenir.

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Oliver: This isn't a war. This is like humans fighting maggots. Or dragons fighting wolves. Or humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots.

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President Harris: I never did like kids. Remind me to sign that abortion bill.

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