Tom Ryan: I've never been a good parent. Just ask my son.
Cindy Campbell: I did. What exactly is an "Ass Clown"?
Tom Ryan: That's not important right now.
Oliver: We'll build our own tripods. Ours will have four legs.
[Talking about the tripods attacking people.]
Man: Sir, this woman was an eyewitness to one of the attacks.
President: What can you tell us?
Woman: They're indestructable. The clothing was burned off everyone's bodies. There were naked people everywhere.
President: Were you naked?
President: Thank God. Some good news at last. Get her a souvenir.