Best comedy movie quotes of 2006

Aqua: When do I get to see the "Sagrada Familia"?
Chanel: When you learn how to pronounce it right.

Tia Hall: Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.

Steve: Just saw a geezer in a balaklava with a suitcase... No... more of a travel bag.

Ella: Rick! I was dancing with the prince and my dress disappeared.
Rick: Ok, too much information, but thank you.

Valerie: When you die, everyone wants to be your friend.

Nigel: As that famous koala once said, "We will fight them... with... peaches."

Tanzie Marchetta: You caught me. I guess that, like, makes you my hero.

Walter Nichols: We're going on a ship, and ships don't sink.
Audrey Parker-Nichols: What about the Titanic?
Walter Nichols: That was just a movie.
Audrey Parker-Nichols: Yeah, based on a true story.
Walter Nichols: Really?

Tom Dobbs: Why would security guards pad down an 85-year-old lady with a walker? If she's a terrorist... well, then the ball game's over, folks.

Irene: Don't say that, Raimunda, or I'll start crying. And ghosts don't cry.

Sam: I'm slightly tone deaf, but Matt's always said if I wasn't tone deaf, I'd have a very good voice.

Guy: Fuck, an artist, he'll never last.

Matt Saunders: Hannah.
Vaughn Haige: Oh, man, I think she's dead. Time to start the grieving process.

Kathy Johnson: Why don't we just buy some condoms and jerk off some homeless guys. Oh, like that didn't occur to anyone else?

Pam Campanella: What does a producer do?
Whitney Taylor Brown: Well, as... as my assistant Lincoln can tell you, there's a lot of telephone calls and... you know, lots of getting out the wallet. And paying for sometimes ridiculous things, like... like snacks.

Ashley Albright: Here we go again. Maggie you've known me since Seventh Grade, right? Okay, will you please tell her that I'm not lucky.
Maggie: Well, you were voted prom queen at Franklin High.
Ashley Albright: So?
Maggie: We went to Jefferson.

Secretary of State: I'm Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Bruno: Isn't there anybody you can call at 3 a.m. in case you have a big problem?
François: I don't have any big problem.
Bruno: Yes, you have one, you can't call anybody at 3 a.m..

Male Receptionist: You made me want to be a woman.
Him: I have that effect on people.

Henry: You fucker.
Angus Oldfield: Actually it was a sperm sample.
Henry: You wanker.