Open Season (2006)

Shaw: Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your backs, he'll shiv you.
Bobbie: Oh, no he can't. We had him fixed.

Reilly: Yo, O'Toole.
O'Toole: Yeah, boss?
Reilly: I want you to cantilever that cedar on a bias by the north side.
O'Toole: Huh?
Reilly: Put a twig in the hole.
O'Toole: Oh.
Reilly: Rookie.

Shaw: It walks... like a man.

Boog: The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad, I shouldn't, but I will.

Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go? How many animals are in on it? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned.

Shaw: It's like fishing and hunting at the same time!

Beaver #1: Hey, what you got?
Beaver #2: Wood. What you got?
Beaver #1: Wood. You wanna trade?

McSquizzy: Mess not with the Fuzzytail Clan, protectors of the weak, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine.

McSquizzy: Aw, Mister Happy didn't go off.

Boog: When I'm a bear-skin rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't going down without a fight.

Elliot: You know, I've been thinking, we should have a secret handshake, and like nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you Boogster, and you can call me the Incredible Mr. E. You like that? I just made it up.

Boog: Get out of here.
Elliot: Hey, I took you out of the garage. You should thank me.
Boog: Thank you?
Elliot: You're welcome.

Boog: All right, fish. Give it up for Boog.

Gordy: You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna to be for him to adapt.
Beth: Oh, I'm sure he'll... that is, I think he'll.
Gordy: And the harder it's gonna be for you to leave him.

Elliot: Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a duck.