Best comedy movie quotes of 1988

Movie Quote Quiz
Who Framed Roger Rabbit picture

Roger Rabbit: No! Not my Jessica! Not pattycake! It can't be! It just can't be! Jessica's my wife! It's absolutely impossible! Jessica's the love of my life. The apple of my eye. The cream in my coffee.
Eddie Valiant: Well you better start drinking it black, Acme's taking the cream now.

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Midnight Run picture

Jack Walsh: Here come two words for you: shut the fuck up.

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Beetlejuice picture

[Beetlejuice angrily kicks a model tree and it falls over.]
Beetlejuice: Nice fucking model!

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Big (1988)

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Billy: Here, take this. [Hands Josh a handful of money.]
Josh: Billy, where did you get this?
Billy: From my dad's top drawer.
Josh: You stole money from your father?
Billy: It's his emergency money.
Josh: Jesus, Billy.
Billy: Well what do you call this?

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Willow picture

Willow: What are you doing?
Madmartigan: I found some blackroot. She loves it.
Willow: Blackroot? I am the father of two children and you never, ever give a baby blackroot.
Madmartigan: Well my mother raised us on blackroot. It's good for you. Puts hair on your chest. Doesn't it, Sticks?
Willow: Her name is not Sticks. She's Elora Danan, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest.

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The Naked Gun picture

Jane: How about a rain check?
Frank: Well, let's just stick to dinner.

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A Fish Called Wanda picture

Otto: Asshole.

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Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach picture

Sgt. Moses Hightower: Sir, I realize this is your jurisdiction. But if there is a rescue attempt, we would like to volunteer.
Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Commissioner Murdock, I couldn't agree more. I think it is vital that the rescues know Commandant Lassard intimately. Now, I can vouch for the abilities of these officers. After all, I trained them myself.
Sgt. Larvell Jones: Must be the drugs.

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Twins (1988)

Twins picture

Julius Benedict: You have no respect for logic. I have no respect for those with no respect for logic.

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Short Circuit 2 picture

Fred: Okay, Ace? I get your arm working, you can do the rest yourself, right?
Johnny 5: Kay-O, Derf.
Fred: Fred.
Johnny 5: That's what I said. Derf.

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Ernest Saves Christmas picture

Ernest: I have lived my life in the fast lane.

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