Best comedy movie quotes of 1988

Roger Rabbit: No! Not my Jessica! Not pattycake! It can't be! It just can't be! Jessica's my wife! It's absolutely impossible! Jessica's the love of my life. The apple of my eye. The cream in my coffee.
Eddie Valiant: Well you better start drinking it black, Acme's taking the cream now.

Jack Walsh: Here come two words for you: shut the fuck up.

[Beetlejuice angrily kicks a model tree and it falls over.]
Beetlejuice: Nice fucking model!

Billy: Here, take this. [Hands Josh a handful of money.]
Josh: Billy, where did you get this?
Billy: From my dad's top drawer.
Josh: You stole money from your father?
Billy: It's his emergency money.
Josh: Jesus, Billy.
Billy: Well what do you call this?

Willow: What are you doing?
Madmartigan: I found some blackroot. She loves it.
Willow: Blackroot? I am the father of two children and you never, ever give a baby blackroot.
Madmartigan: Well my mother raised us on blackroot. It's good for you. Puts hair on your chest. Doesn't it, Sticks?
Willow: Her name is not Sticks. She's Elora Danan, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest.

Young C.C.: Iris Myandowski is a hand-walking queer.

Jane: How about a rain check?
Frank: Well, let's just stick to dinner.

J.D.: I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose.

Georgette: Save me, save me Alonzo.
Tito: Hey, get off my back woman. I'm driving.

Tess McGill: Oh god - and last night.
Cyn: Yeah, I shouldda checked the milligrams. Live and learn.

Frank Cross: I get it. You're taking me back in time to show me my mother and father, and I'm supposed to get all goosey and blubbery. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy.
Ghost of Christmas Past: That's exactly what Attila the Hun said. When he saw his mother... Niagara Falls.

Tracy Turnblad: Oh, Link I wish I had dark skin.
Link Larkin: Tracy, our souls are black, though our skin is white.

Mick: Now we're all on foot. That makes us even.
Sue: Seven to two is "even"?

Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist?
Freddy Benson: No.

Andy Farmer: Cue the deer.

Fred: Okay, Ace? I get your arm working, you can do the rest yourself, right?
Johnny 5: Kay-O, Derf.
Fred: Fred.
Johnny 5: That's what I said. Derf.

Dean: Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.

Darcy: Oh my God! My God, it's huge, it's a monster! It's a giant boa-constrictor, get that thing away from me, get it away, put it aways before it kills somebody.

Holmes: As a matter of fact, Lestrade, You can be some help.
Inspector Lestrade: Of course.
Holmes: Hold my coat, it's hot in here.

Chastity Pariah: He had his way with me in broad daylight.
Calvin Cobb: Me? You could have worn out a mechanical bull.