Best comedy movie quotes of 1988

Billy: Here, take this. [Hands Josh a handful of money.]
Josh: Billy, where did you get this?
Billy: From my dad's top drawer.
Josh: You stole money from your father?
Billy: It's his emergency money.
Josh: Jesus, Billy.
Billy: Well what do you call this?

Ruby: Most people our age are a pain in the ass.
Bernie: Most people our age are dead.

Sadie Ratliff: You're in America now. Speak American.

Mac: Are we limp and hard to manage?

Elizabeth Farmer: I'm convinced that our marriage has been one of mutual betrayals. I know it! you know it! Even Yellow Dog knows it.
Andy Farmer: I know it and you know it. Yellow Dog doesn't even know what town he's in.

Brenda: Joey, I'm not into dead guys.

Kid: That's an iguana. It's real big lizard. You can eat it, but it tastes like shit. Right, Mick?

Sylvia Pickel: I'd give you the finger but I'm too refined.

Alice Baxter: Maybe now would be a good time to go over what you expect of me.
Tess McGill: I expect you to call me Tess. I don't expect you to fetch me coffee unless you're getting some for yourself. And the rest we'll just make up as we go along.

Vincent: Women love men who are mysterious and devious, keeps them on their toes, it excites them. You know what I mean?
Julius: No.
Vincent: You do like women?
Julius: Oh, very much so. They're strange and sensitive. They have compassion. I have the highest respect for women.
Vincent: You're a virgin!
Julius: That's private.
Vincent: A 230-pound virgin.

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Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs: And in the end, I realised that I took more than I gave, I was trusted more than I trusted, and I was loved more than I loved. And what I was looking for was not to be found but to be made.

Doug: Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman, she'll hear you no matter how far away she is.

King of the Moon: I think, therefore you is.

Officer Curtis Mooney: Police station, Mooney here...What? Oh, they took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police pal, you need a psychiatrist!

Ernest: I have lived my life in the fast lane.

Vance: We do not want to end up with a low potassium level.
Pee-wee: Duh, Vance! You'd think I never went to agricultural junior college.

Babcock: I've got a gun.
Charlie Harrison: I've got a fishing rod. Lets go camping.

Wyatt Earp: It's all true, give or take a lie or two.

Tara: They are gardeners and carpenters, they are not tomato men.

Stacy: This is kind of embarrassing to admit, but I remember when it was actually fun to say, "WOW, that really felt great! What's your name again?"
Melissa: I've never had sex with someone I didn't know. For that matter, I've never said, "Wow, that felt really great."