Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

Mac: Are we limp and hard to manage?

Valerie: Aw, Wiploc, I think I'll miss you least of all.
Wiploc: You want a liplock from Wiploc?

Candy: If you wanna be a femme fatale, you can't rest on your L'Oréals.
Valerie: You know, I think she might be right.
Candy: Grab the bleach, she's seen the light.

Wiploc: Finland is here?
Valerie: Finland? No, this is the Valley. Finland is the capital of Norway. Gawd, you guys sure learn fast.

Valerie: As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens.

Candy: Have a mental margarita.