Art Ridzik: You were talking to that jazzball so long I thought about having my head shaved.
Ivan Danko: It could be a good idea.
Wyatt Earp: It's all true, give or take a lie or two.
Peter Plunkett: All I wanted to be was happily useless, you made me miserably useless.
Garfield: In my seventh life, I was a laboratory animal. To this day, every time I see a test tube, I throw up.
Vance: We do not want to end up with a low potassium level.
Pee-wee: Duh, Vance! You'd think I never went to agricultural junior college.
Janis Zuckerman: I'm looking for a guy named Louie, fuzzy hair, crooked teeth, bug eyes. Has he been around lately?
Girl Punk: Suck shit through a tube.
Wanda Saknussemm: Bitchin' left hook, Crassus.