Best comedy movie quotes of 1988

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Mac: Are we limp and hard to manage?

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Ty Webb: You know I'm always shooting myself with one of those poison-dipped, crossbow darts. I don't know why they don't put a warning on those things.

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Peter Plunkett: All I wanted to be was happily useless, you made me miserably useless.

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Jesse Wilson: Hello? Hello, is there anybody out there? Come in, come in. Can you hear me? Is anybody out there? Hello? Can you tell us where to go?
Special Zombie: Come to the hospital.
Jesse Wilson: Sure, we'll be right there.
Doc Mandel: Hold it, hold it! Uh, pardon me, but would you mind telling me who the President of the United States is?
Special Zombie: Um, Harry Truman.
Jesse Wilson: Who's Harry Truman?
Tom Essex: They want brains, we'll give them brains.

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Mr. Lincoln: They'll make a movie about anything nowadays.

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Ruby: Most people our age are a pain in the ass.
Bernie: Most people our age are dead.

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Vance: We do not want to end up with a low potassium level.
Pee-wee: Duh, Vance! You'd think I never went to agricultural junior college.

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Albert: Jackson, why did you have to bring me along in the first place?
Action Jackson: You remind me of a old friend.
Albert: Then why didn't you bring your old friend?
Action Jackson: He's dead.
Albert: Damn, man why did you have to tell me that?

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Janis Zuckerman: I'm looking for a guy named Louie, fuzzy hair, crooked teeth, bug eyes. Has he been around lately?
Girl Punk: Suck shit through a tube.

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Tara: They are gardeners and carpenters, they are not tomato men.

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Sylvia Pickel: You're very brave.
Nick Deezy: Everybody looks brave holding a machinegun.

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Pop: That judge in the orange skirt... Make yer pee pee harder than a ten pound bag a' nickel jawbreakers, you know what I mean?

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Peter Loew: I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire.

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Flyguy: My bitch better have my money/Through rain, sleet, or snow/My whore better have my money/Not half, not some, but all my cash/'Cause if she don't, /I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

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Daryle: Think of all the clothes I could have bought in Europe.
Billy: Ahh forget it. None of us speak European anyway.

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Brad: Look.
Megan Morgan: Where are they all going?
Brad: I don't know. Looks like some kind of critter convention.

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Roadrash: Must have been a rowdy crowd tonight.

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Fred: Okay, Ace? I get your arm working, you can do the rest yourself, right?
Johnny 5: Kay-O, Derf.
Fred: Fred.
Johnny 5: That's what I said. Derf.


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