Daryle: Think of all the clothes I could have bought in Europe.
Billy: Ahh forget it. None of us speak European anyway.
Daryle Shane: Okay. We're going in there now, and anybody who doesn't act elegant is a douchebag.
Billy talking to the dog on the beach: Wanna know what it's like to be me dog? No? Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. Being me is like... being me is like... ah geez I forget.
Josh: I want you to know I think you're really different.
Daryle Shane: I can work really hard to be the same.