Roman: I gotta go to the John, I'll be right back. Gonna introduce Mr Thick Dick to Mr Urinal Cake.
Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
Chet: Six times?
Reg: S-s-s-six-six-six-six-six-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head.
Chet: Sixty six times? God, that's gotta hurt.
Chet: Bear... bear... Big Bear... big bear chase meeeeeeee....
Connie: [Yelling at Kate] Oh! Well, go find yourself a spin cycle!
Chet: [Yelling at Kate] Yeah, go find yourself a spin cycle. [To Connie] What the hell is that suppose to mean?
Roman: Why do Chet's kids look at him like he's Zeus and my kids look at me like I'm a rack of lawn tools at Sears?
Roman: You wouldn't know a good time if it fell out of the sky and landed on your face and started to wiggle.