The Naked Gun
Movie Quote Quiz

Jane: How about a rain check?
Frank: Well, let's just stick to dinner.

Man in Stadium Crowd: Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!

Ed: Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.

Frank: Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.

Frank: Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.

Mayor: Now, Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side last year. That's my policy.
Frank Drebin: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron. You killed five actors! Good ones!

Jane Spencer: Can I interest you in a night cap?
Frank Drebin: No, thank you, I don't wear them.

Nurse #2: Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?

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