Jane: How about a rain check?
Frank: Well, let's just stick to dinner.
Driving instructor: Now, Stephanie, gently extend your arm. Extend your middle finger.
Ed: Frank, they're not here for you. Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane.
Frank: I can't hear you. Don't fire the gun while you're talking.
Man in Stadium Crowd: Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
Ed: Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.
Frank: Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
Frank: Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.
Mayor: Now, Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side last year. That's my policy.
Frank Drebin: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron. You killed five actors! Good ones!
Jane Spencer: Can I interest you in a night cap?
Frank Drebin: No, thank you, I don't wear them.
Mayor: Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson...sexual assault with a concrete dildo.
Nurse #2: Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?
Chosen answer: "I'm Into Something Good." It's the second song listed in the music credits, and if you don't read all the credits you miss a good part of the gags in the movie.
"I'm Into Something Good" is played during the scenes where Frank is going out with Jane. The song the person is asking about is this song. Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn-MlISDsNs.