License to Drive

License to Drive (1988)

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Dropout #1: Hey, dweebs! Does mommy hold your dicks when you piss?

Drunk Driver: Ooh, a Mazaratti, This ones much nicer than mine.

Dean: Les, to live in fear is not to live at all.

Mr. Anderson: Les. Can you tell me what size shark is responsible for this. No don't say anything, save it for the judge.

Les: No thanks Dad, I already have a Mercedes.

Les: Les jams the breaks in order to prevent an accident and looks over at the instructor whose coffee cup lands in his crotch.
Les' DMV Examiner: You're in luck son... the cup... was empty....

Dean: If you're lucky she'll bite.

Dean: Archie's come back! Come baaaaaaaaaaack.

Dean: Les, that license in your wallet, that's not an ordinary piece of paper, that is a driver's license, and its not only a driver's license, it's an automobile license, and it's not only an automobile license, it's a license to live, a license to be free, a license to go wherever, whenever and with whomever you choose.

Les: Hey dad, did you take a look at that brochure I gave you?
Mr. Anderson: Yeah.
Les: And what did you think?
Mr. Anderson: A 23,000 dollar BMW for a kid who hasn't had a job in his life... I think it's a great idea.

Les: I'm a free man.

Miss Hellberg: Well, Mr. Anderson... We were able to retrieve your test results from the computer. And as I suppose you already know, you failed. God giveth, and the DMV taketh away. You mustn't fuck with the Department of Motor Vehicle. We can make your life a living hell.

Les: An innocent girl, a harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong?

Les: I am so dead they're going to have to bury me twice.

Mr. Anderson: We had a college fund set aside for you! That's gone now! You had free room and board, two trusting parents and a social life. All gone! You had a TV, a stereo, baseball, tennis racket, a skateboard, a bicycle - All gone! you even had sunlight and a window in your room.

Dean: Get the juicehead to pull over.

Dean: Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.

Revealing mistake: When Les' mom is doing the laundry and "finds" the Test Failed notice, you can see that she actually had it in her hands the entire time. She transfers it from one hand into the other, then puts the hand with the paper into the pocket and pulls it right back out, then knocks it off onto the floor, and acts surprised.

Macalou

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Trivia: When Corey Feldman is banging the dent out of the hood of the Cadillac, he says not to worry about waking his parents as they are vampires. Feldman's movie before this one was Lost Boys where he was a vampire killer.

William Bergquist

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