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Social Worker: What's so funny?
Arthur Fleck: I was just thinking... just thinking of a joke.
Social Worker: Do you wanna tell it to me?
Arthur Fleck: You wouldn't get it.

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Bangles: Oh, hi, Bugsy.
Bugsy Malone: Hi, Bangles. Is Blousey there, please?
Bangles: She won't see you.
Bugsy Malone: Tell her I'm sick.
Bangles: You're sick?
Bugsy Malone: Yeah, sick of waiting.

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Everest: Hey... you see that badge? That means I'm a health care professional. But that knowledge goes both ways. So if you tell anybody about The Artemis... I will hunt you down and unheal the shit out of you. (00:12:25)

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Hoffman: You wanna know the only thing that's wrong with killing you, Jill? I can only do it once.

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Police Inspector: Doctors... Lawyers... Never get past 60 thousand rupees. He's won 10 million. What can a slumdog possibly know?
Jamal Malik: The answers.

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It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World picture

J. Algernon Hawthorne: Jolly nasty accident there. Jolly lucky nobody was hurt.
Mrs. Marcus: Where did you get that funny accent? Are you from Harvard or something?
J. Algernon Hawthorne: Harvard? Rather not. I'm English.
Mrs. Marcus: Sounds so foreign.
J. Algernon Hawthorne: Really?

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The Score picture

Nick: When was it you started thinking you were better than me?

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Louis Dega: Now what's the son of two school teachers doing in a place like this?

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CIA Agent: Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Bane: Crashing this plane... With no survivors.

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Phil Philips: I never knocked a guy out with his own balls before. (00:26:05)

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Diane: When are you going to outgrow him, Charlie?
Charlie: Outgrow him? I dunno Diane, Maybe WASP's outgrow people. I'm Italian. We outgrow pants, not people.

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Layne: The things I do for my fucking friends.

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Out of Sight picture

Adele: Hey bank robber! Hey, want some advice? Next time keep the engine running.

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Bound picture

Violet: I'm not apologizing for what I did. I'm apologizing for what I didn't do.

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Heartbreakers picture

Dean: Do you have any idea how much therapy you people need?

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Judge R.W. Clarke: Why you self appointed dictator... All you know is force and violence... You don't understand the simplest things about the law.
Buford: I understand the difference between a poor honest judge and a rich dishonest one.

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Frank Serpico: You know what they say, don't you? If you love a man's garden, you gotta love the man.

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Freddie Miles: I want this job of yours, Tommy. I was just saying, you live in Italy, sleep in Dickie's house, eat Dickie's food, wear his clothes, and his father picks up the tab. If you get bored, let me know, I'll do it.

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Dakota: How would you like to bite that in the butt, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death?

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