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Yvette: You been fucking around?
Jody: Nope.
Yvette: Let me smell your dick.

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CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.

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David Gale: There once was a lesbian from Cancun/ who took a young man up to her room/ where they argued all night/ as to who had the right/ to do what and how much and to whom.

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Mr. White: If you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise.

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Hutch Mansell: Give me the goddamn kitty cat bracelet, motherfucker.

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Doug MacRay: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.
James Coughlin: Whose car we takin'?

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Zeus: He said, "how many were going to St. Ives, " right? The riddle begins, "As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives!" The guy and his wives aren't going anywhere.
John McClane: What are they doing?
Zeus: Sitting in the fucking road! Waiting on the moor! How the hell should I know?

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Stig: They're torturing chickens, man.
Bobby: What is that you're eating.
Stig: A chicken.

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Butch: Man, I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

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Paula Abagnale: Just tell me how much he owes and I'll pay you back.
Carl Hanratty: So far, it's about 1.3 million dollars.

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Saw (2004)

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Jigsaw: Live or die. Make your choice. Let the game begin.

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Selina Kyle: Ok, Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean it's not like you can just kill me...
Max Shreck: Actually, it's a lot like that.

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Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.

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Castor Troy: You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag.

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Mullins: That cat took one look at your shitty shitty life, and said nooooo fucking thanks.

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