Richard Kimble: I didn't kill my wife!
Sam Gerard: I don't care. (00:37:10)
John Spartan: Brake! Brake! Brake now, you Mickey Mouse-piece of shit!
Phil Connors: What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!
Charlie Mackenzie: Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed?"He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks.
Alabama: Okey dokey doggie daddy.
Slick: I wanna shoot someone y'kno and this feels like just the gun to do it with.
Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Miklo: What am I going to tell my parole officer?
Popeye: Tell him to suck his pee-pee.
Carlito: I'm reloaded! Okay? Come on in here, you motherfuckers! Come on, I'm waitin' for ya! What, you ain't comin' in? Okay, I'm comin' out! Oh, you up against me now, motherfuckers! I'm gonna blow your fuckin' brains out! You think you're big time? You gonna fuckin' die big time! You ready? here comes THE pain.
Mr. Lee: Take the money.
Bill Foster: You think I'm a thief? Oh, you see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a stinking soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.
Wallace: Cracking toast, Gromit.
Mary Jo Buttafuoco: This is, like, the worst thing that could ever happen.
Matt: I just haven't been with that many girls.
Vivian: I'm a real good teacher.
Larry Lipton: Claustrophobia and a dead body - this is a neurotic's jackpot.
Caine: For all the bullshit they try to teach you in high school, I graduated with about half of it. But then, I didn't go to school but half the time. The other half, I was out selling dope. Growing up out here, there was shit that couldn't be learned in no classroom.
Seitz: Sir, what about our friend Coontz?
Paul McDaggett: Well, if we'd let him live, we'd have to have paid him.
John Connor: They say if you resort to violence, then you've already lost.
Ken Malansky: Of all the courtrooms in all the world, she had to walk into mine.