Seitz: Sir, what about our friend Coontz?
Paul McDaggett: Well, if we'd let him live, we'd have to have paid him.
Splatterpunk #1: Clock it, Jack. Megazone invasion.
Splatterpunk #2: Pop a tranq, hypo-head. Splatterville's ours. Shoot him in the mouth, splatterbrain.
Splatterpunk #1: Cyborg eats bullets, Jack.
Splatterpunk #2: Not tonight, he don't.
Bixby Snyder: I'll buy that for a dollar.
Leon: All right, if you gotta "RoboCop," you got an AlienCop? Huh? You gotta GhostCop?
Sergeant Warren Reed: Leon, I told you I don't have time for this.
Leon: You gotta VampireCop?
ED-209: I am now authorized to... be loyal as a puppy.
Robocop: Where's McDaggett?
Hotel Desk Clerk: Room 212.
Robocop: Thank you. I hope you are insured.
Johnson: That's the fourth one this month.
Fleck: Chicken shit! I'd eat a bullet, myself. Less showy.