Best crime movie quotes of 2011

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Fast Five picture

Roman Pearce: You know, I think I make a better special agent than you ever did.
Brian O'Conner: I guess that depends on how you define 'special'.

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The Lincoln Lawyer picture

Eddie Vogel: How's it hanging, counselor?
Mick Haller: A little to the left.

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The Guard picture

Sergeant Gerry Boyle: Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, these men are armed and dangerous, and you being an FBI agent you're more used to shooting at unarmed women and children...
FBI agent Wendell Everett: Oh, fuck you, Sergeant!

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In Time picture

Philippe Weis: For a few to be immortal, many must die.
Will Salas: Wrong!

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The Green Hornet picture

Kato: I was born in Shanghai. You know Shanghai?
Britt Reid: Yeah, I love Japan.

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The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo picture

Henrik Vanger: You will be investigating thieves, misers, bullies. The most detestable collection of people that you will ever meet - my family.

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The Double picture

Natalie Geary: Let me welcome you to our humble commode.

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Bernie picture

Townsperson: Well, I know the Bible says Jesus turned water into wine, but it didn't say liquor store wine. It had to have been non-alcoholic wine, because it didn't have time to ferment.

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Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows picture

Sherlock Holmes: Uh, hmm... Right. Where are the wagons?
Madam Simza Heron: The wagon is too slow. Can't you ride?
Dr. John Watson: It's not that he can't ride... How is it you put it, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes: They're dangerous at both ends and... Crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?

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Kill The Irishman picture

Danny Greene: Why stick our nose in Vietnam? The English have been doing that to the Irish for the last 2000 years. And by the way, how are we gonna pay for it, huh? Deficit spending, my ass! Next thing you know, we'll be going off the gold standard, this country's going to hell.

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God Bless America picture

Roxy: This is more fun than killing yourself, right?
Frank: I don't know. Yeah, I guess.

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Tower Heist picture

Rick Malloy: We're gonna go to jail! We're gonna die! Probably both.
Josh Kovacs: Yes! Yes! Yes! Join me.

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The Snowtown Murders picture

John Bunting: Do you like bein' fucked? Do you like bein' fucked? So why not do somethin' about it? 'Cause all I ever see you do is sook, mate. No? What didjah do about Jeffrey? Fuckin' nothin'. You see me and Robert mopin' about? Hmm? No you don't because you do that they fuck you forever. You don't want that, do you? When are you gonna grow some balls, mate?

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Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost picture

Jesse Stone: I'd rather regret the things I've done than the things I haven't done.

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Trespass picture

Kyle Miller: In your hands they go back to being nothing but rocks. Just, just pretty, shiny little rocks.

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Drive picture

Bernie Rose: My partner is a belligerent asshole with his back up against a wall, and now, so am I.

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Rampart picture

Helen: Hey, Date Rape.
Dave Brown: Don't call me that.

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Batman: Year One picture

Batman: Twelve years. And the ache is still fresh. Like a raw angry nerve. But this isn't about healing. I'm not looking for closure.

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