George: I'm sorry, I won't be here when you get back... my wife says I can't be a spy anymore. I have to be home for dinner.
Detective James Carter: It's over Reynard, you know what it's like for old men in prison. They call you Pops, they make you work in the library, your best friend is gonna be a mouse.
Detective James Carter: Lee I got a big problem man this guys on steroids! His head is as big as Barry Bonds.
Detective James Carter: Holy Mother of Jesus! She's a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman.
Genevieve: I'm going to go into the bathroom and make myself more comfortable.
Detective James Carter: Need some matches?