Best movie quotes of 2007

P.S. I Love You picture

Gerry Kennedy: Dear Holly, I don't have much time. I don't mean literally, I mean you're out buying ice cream and you'll be home soon. But I have a feeling this is the last letter, because there is only one thing left to tell you. It isn't to go down memory lane or make you buy a lamp, you can take care of yourself without any help from me. It's to tell you how much you move me, how you changed me. You made me a man, by loving me Holly. And for that, I am eternally grateful... Literally. If you can promise me anything, promise me that whenever you're sad, or unsure, or you lose complete faith, that you'll try to see yourself through my eyes. Thank you for the honor of being my wife. I'm a man with no regrets. How lucky am I. You made my life, Holly. But I'm just one chapter in yours. There'll be more. I promise. So here it comes, the big one. Don't be afraid to fall in love again. Watch out for that signal, when life as you know it ends. P.S. I will always love you.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End picture

Jack Sparrow: I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.

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Superbad picture

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

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Transformers picture

Sam Witwicky: Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen. My car, it stole itself, okay?
Miles: What are you talking about, man?
Sam Witwicky: Satan's Camaro. In my yard! It's stalking me!

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Sweeney Todd picture

Sweeney Todd: [Holding up razor.] At last, my arm is complete again!

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High School Musical 2 picture

Chad Danforth: You got game?
Ryan Evans: A little.

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The Simpsons Movie picture

Lisa: I haven't seen you in school.
Colin: Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.
Lisa: Is he...
Colin: He's not Bono.
Lisa: I just thought, because you're Irish and you care about...
Colin: He's NOT Bono.

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Juno (2007)

Juno picture

Mac MacGuff: Whats that thing?
Vanessa Loring: It's a pilates machine.
Mac MacGuff: What do you make with it?
Vanessa Loring: Oh you don't make anything with it, its for exercise.

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National Treasure: Book of Secrets picture

Ben Gates: Before the Civil War, the states were all separate. People used to say "the United States are..." It wasn't until the war ended that people started saying "the United States is..." Under Lincoln, we became one nation.

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Ocean's Thirteen picture

Rusty Ryan: Are you all right?
Danny Ocean: Yeah, um, I just bit into a red pepper.
Rusty Ryan: Is that... Are you... Are you watching Oprah?

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I Am Legend picture

Neville: God didn't do this. We did!

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Ghost Rider picture

Grisselle: Have mercy.
Ghost Rider: Sorry. All out of mercy.

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Blades of Glory picture

Chazz: You know what dude, your hand has to be on top.
Jimmy: No way, the girl's goes on top.
Chazz: Yeah, ergo, chick.
Jimmy: I'm not the girl, I'm stronger!
Chazz: No, I'M stronger, and don't have a vagina.

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Norbit (2007)

Norbit picture

Resputia Latimore: Hey Norbit, what you looking at?
Norbit Wright: Just some kids coming down the slide.
Resputia Latimore: Oh I see what you looking at, you want to see a bitch come down the slide, Imma show you how a bitch come down the slide.

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Hot Fuzz picture

DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.

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Ratatouille picture

Remy: What is that?
Emile: I don't really know.
Remy: You don't know... And you're eating it.
Emile: You know, if you muscle your way past the gag reflex, all kinds of food possibilities open up.

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Hairspray picture

Motormouth Maybelle: [to Seaweed and Penny.] Oh, so this is love? [She pauses and then smiles.] Well, love is a gift, a lot of people don't remember that. So, you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid.
Penny Pingleton: [Totally serious.] So, you've met my mom?

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix picture

Dolores Umbridge: What? Do something! Tell them I mean no harm!
Harry Potter: I'm sorry Professor. I must not tell lies.

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St. Trinian's picture

Annabelle Fritton: Daddy, you can't expect me to stay here, it's like Hogwarts for Pikeys!

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Live Free or Die Hard picture

Thomas Gabriel: [Probing a gunshot wound in McClane's shoulder with his gun.] On your tombstone, it should say "Always at the wrong place at the wrong time."
John McClane: How about... [grunts.] Yippee-ki-yay... Motherfucker! [Grabs the gun and fires it through himself and into Gabriel.].

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Futurama: Bender's Big Score picture

Bender: Here's your Gutenberg Bible, master. Plus the Colonel's secret recipe: Chicken, grease, salt.

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Into the Wild picture

Christopher McCandless: Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... Give me truth.

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The Kite Runner picture

Baba: There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft... When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.

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Shooter picture

Mr. Rate: Would've been a bad job to take, though.
Nick Memphis: How come?
Mr. Rate: Whoever took that shot's probably dead now. That's how conspiracy works. Them boys on the grassy knoll, they were dead within three hours. Buried in the damn desert. Unmarked graves out past Terlingua.
Nick Memphis: And you know this for a fact?
Mr. Rate: Still got the shovel.

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3:10 to Yuma picture

Charlie Prince: For a one-leg rancher... He's one tough son of a bitch.

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Death at a Funeral picture

Sandra: Tea can do many things, Jane, but it can't bring back the dead.

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Alvin and the Chipmunks picture

Alvin: I feel like P. Diddy with fur.

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No Country For Old Men picture

Nervous Accountant: Are you going to shoot me?
Anton Chigurh: That depends. Do you see me?

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Mr. Brooks picture

Mr. Brooks: Before I was the Thumb Print Killer, I killed a lot of people, in a lot of different ways.

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Sunshine picture

Pinbacker: At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... But stardust.

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