Transformers
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Sam Witwicky: Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen. My car, it stole itself, okay?
Miles: What are you talking about, man?
Sam Witwicky: Satan's Camaro. In my yard! It's stalking me!

Optimus Prime: With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.

Sam Witwicky: Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?

Trent: Didn't you try out for the football team last year?
Sam Witwicky: No, that wasn't like a real tryout. I was researching a book I was writing.
Trent: What's it about? Sucking in sports?
Sam Witwicky: No, it's about the link between brain damage and football. It's a good book. Your friends would love it. It's got mazes in it, coloring areas, pop-up pictures. It's a lot of fun.

Sam Witwicky: So, listen. I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, uh... Give you a ride home.

Judy Witwicky: [To Sam.] Oh, for Pete's sake! You are so defensive! Were you masturbating?
Sam Witwicky: No!
Judy Witwicky: Well, we don't have to call it that word, if it makes you uncomfortable. We could call it.Sam's Happy Time.

Sam Witwicky: I bought a car, and it turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?

Maggie: What's going on?
Defense Secretary Keller: You're coming with me. You're going to be my advisor.
Glen: Me too?
Defense Secretary Keller: Who's this?
Maggie: He's my advisor.
Defense Secretary Keller: He comes too.

Ron Witwicky: I got a little surprise for you son.
[Drives by a Porsche dealership.]
Sam Witwicky: No, no no, no no! You got to be kidding me!
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, I am. You're not getting a Porsche.

Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.
Megatron: Where is the cube?
Starscream: The humans have taken it.
Megatron: You've failed me yet again, Starscream.

Sam Witwicky: It's a robot. But, like a different...you know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese. Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.

Mikaela Banes: This car's a pretty good driver.
Sam Witwicky: Why don't you sit in that seat?
Mikaela Banes: I'm not gonna sit in that seat, he's driving!
Sam Witwicky: Maybe you should sit in my lap.
Mikaela Banes: Why?
Sam Witwicky: Uh...I have the only seatbelt. Safety first.

Sam Witwicky: This... I can't do it anymore.
Judy Witwicky: What?
Sam Witwicky: You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog. He's got enough self-esteem issues as a Chihuahua, Mom.
Judy Witwicky: That's his bling.

Jazz: What's crackin' little bitches? This looks like a cool place to kick it!
Sam Witwicky: How did he learn to talk like that?
Optimus Prime: We've learned Earth's languages through the world-wide web.

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When Sam and Mikaela handcuff all the agents, Sam is wearing a black short-sleeved tee shirt atop a blue long-sleeved tee, before putting on the hoodie. We see the dark tee sticking out when he and Mikaela climb onto Prime. Then moments later, Sam is wearing ONLY a long white short-sleeved (we see it has short sleeves when Bumblebee gives him the All Spark later, through a tear in the hoodie sleeve) tee shirt under his hoodie, when he falls from Prime, when he witnesses Bumblebee's capture and thereafter. (Earlier, after he knocks Mikaela off the moped, from that point on there is a very large hole at the back of his blue and black tees, where we see his skin under the jagged material edges, with no white material seen anywhere. We also see no sign of a long white undershirt at any time when Sam's dark tees go up, during his many action shots.)

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