Linda Hanson: Something is seriously fucked up.
Jamie Ashen: Remember: whatever happens, don't scream.
Stump: I'm not gonna let you bastards get me. Not me, not today. That is not gonna happen.
Maddie McConnell: Are you here for my girl? Are you gonna kill my baby girl?
Katherine Winter: What? No.
Maddie McConnell: Why not?
Katherine Winter: I'm just trying to help her.
Maddie McConnell: She doesn't need help. Can't you see that?
Pathfinder: You have become the Pathfinder for the Dragon People. Good.
Ghost: I'm dying.
Pathfinder: Don't complain to me about it.
Oglethorpe: The only thing bull semen has ever done for me is activate my gag reflex.
Charles Eastman: I am acting in the interest of my people, following the example you set for me.
Henry Dawes: Do you really think you know better than I what is in the interest of these people?
Charles Eastman: Yes. I am one of them, Senator.
Henry Dawes: You're no more a Sioux Indian than I am.
Guy: I was going to tell you everything eventually.
Dennis: I can lose weight, but you'll always be an asshole!
John Farley: You have a father?
Mr. Woodcock: Of course I have a father, Farley, I'm not Jesus.
Rachel: We can all survive Simon, you just don't have to look so damn sad doing it.
Larry McCoy: I'm getting too fat for this shit.
Tad Gruzsa: You know why you're here.
Tim Kearney: Probably cuz you want me to roll over on somebody, right?
Tad Gruzsa: Wrong, we don't want you to roll over on somebody. We want you to be somebody.
Tim Kearney: That's what my mom used to say.
Hertz: Come on, Smith, come on, guns don't kill people - but they sure help.
Carlos Olivera: Just promise me one thing. When you get down there.
Alice: Consider it done.
Pat Garret: Newton, life is like a penis. When it's hard you get screwed. When it's soft you can't beat it.