Stump: I'm not gonna let you bastards get me. Not me, not today. That is not gonna happen.
Mickey: Aw, Crank, you're taking all the fun out of the afterlife.
Crank: Shove the afterlife up your ass.
Sarge: You against the war, Doonesbury?
Napoleon: Not all wars, Sarge, I just think the president lies too much.
Sarge: All presidents lie, asshole! That's their fucking job.
Napoleon: Yes, sir.
Sarge: No president has told the truth since Truman! And you know what he said?
Napoleon: No, Sarge.
Sarge: He said that the buck stops here.
Napoleon: You heard what Crank said. Dead is never better.
Amber: Who was that guy?
Napoleon: Shitman the Barbarian, I have no idea.
Sarge: A stunning display of individual and group stupidity! Seventeen civilians killed and yourselves. I'm in fucking awe.
Delmar: I killed somebody once. It was easy. That's why it's so dangerous.
Answer: The President of the United States could have sent them there. Remember G.W. Bush sent some National Guard troops to Iraq and Afghanistan during the wars.
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