Shoot 'Em Up
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Hertz: Come on, Smith, come on, guns don't kill people - but they sure help.

DQ: Why don't you just take the baby to the police?
Smith: I can't go to the police.
DQ: Why not?
Smith: I'm the Unabomber.
DQ: They caught the Unabomber.
Smith: That's what they think.

Hertz: My God, do we really suck, or is this guy really that good?!

Man Who Rides Shotgun: Don't you think you should hang back?
Hertz: The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear.

Smith: [While looking at a freezer fuul of donated sperm.] There seems to be only one donor. And a generous one at that.

Smith: I'm a British nanny - and I'm dangerous.

Hammerson: Are you just a pussy, with a gun in your hand?
Hertz: No sir, no, I'm a tough guy, with a pussy in my hand.

The Lone Man: You know, we were never trying to kill you. We were just trying to scare you into surrendering.
Smith: Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.

Factual error: In the final standoff, Smith shoots Hertz by holding cartridges between his fingers in the fire. This is not remotely believable. The casings, weighing much less than the bullets, would have been blasted off while the bullets themselves would have gone nowhere. (01:15:15)

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