Vanessa: Ho-ly shit! Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the shit comes out the side, you're just a big old shitbag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you shit in that thing, motherfucker!
Vanessa: What, you're gonna do sex to me when I'm dead?
[To Rhonda's sexual advances.]
Vanessa: All right, I'll make out with you. But no fucking, 'cause I'm straight.
Guard: You didn't have to kill me!
Vanessa: I didn't kill you, you dirty little pervert, now give me your car keys before I cut your pecker off!
Chosen answer: Stockton.
Hamster ★