![The Rock picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1082_sm.jpg)
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their "best"! Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Mason: Really?
[Goodpseed cocks his gun.]
Stanley Goodspeed: Yeah.
![Independence Day picture](/images/titles/0-999/649_sm.jpg)
Russell Casse: Hello boys! I'm baaack!
![Space Jam picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1201_sm.jpg)
Stan Podalak: Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!
Michael Jordan: What can you do?
Stan Podalak: Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.
Sylvester: And large.
Daffy Duck: And a dork.
![Happy Gilmore picture](/images/titles/0-999/590_sm.jpg)
Happy Gilmore: I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.
![Bulletproof picture](/images/titles/0-999/223_sm.jpg)
Archie Moses: This is a '70s porno. You know how I can tell? Because the guy's dick has sideburns.
![Freeway picture](/images/titles/4000-4999/4560_sm.jpg)
Vanessa: Ho-ly shit! Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the shit comes out the side, you're just a big old shitbag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you shit in that thing, motherfucker!
![The Crucible picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2589_sm.jpg)
John Proctor: It is not on a boat we'll meet again Abigail, but in hell.
![Swingers picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1253_sm.jpg)
Trent: I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man.
![Executive Decision picture](/images/titles/0-999/436_sm.jpg)
Rat: I hope there's a good movie on this flight.
![Tin Cup picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1296_sm.jpg)
Romeo Posar: Now THAT was a defining moment. And the definition was "shit."
![A Time to Kill picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1295_sm.jpg)
Jake Tyler Brigance: There ain't nothin' more dangerous in this world than a fool with a cause.
![Broken Arrow picture](/images/titles/0-999/219_sm.jpg)
Vic Deakins: Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?