Stanley Stupid: Be on the look out for anything suspicious.
Buster Stupid: Dad, they're putting make-up on men in there.
Stanley Stupid: Bull's eye.
Jack Connerman: So, why'd you leave the State's Attorney's Office?
Martin Vail: Dead-end job. You either - you either run for office, or you end up a judge. Why become an umpire when you can play ball?
Cruella De Vil: I live for fur, I worship fur. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?
Louis: Men love to hate. It's what separates us from the females of the spieces. It's the natural law in Wild America.
Bonnie: George Malley! You learned the Portuguese language in 20 minutes?
George Malley: Not all of it.
Bodacious TV Anchor: ...this may be the first time that a serial killer has used poison cereal to kill his victims.
Jimmy Flaherty: Prison won't be so bad. I can became a born-again Christian. And that'll be good. Because nobody wants a born-again Christian as their bitch.
Liquor Store Perp: Yo, man, these cuffs are too tight, man.
Detective #1: That's 'cause they're new. They'll stretch. You gotta give 'em a little time.
Blood: What the hell is this? What the fuck was this? I know that was Damien's motherfucking car.Damien that's your ass, Mr. Big cueball head motherfucker and Spryo you high yellow bitch! Come over here fucking with me and my people! What the fuck y'all standing around for huh, what the fuck is your problem. Yeah this mean's WAR motherfucker.
Joe: The Martians have landed. They want our women.
Perry: Mr. Koontz, I don't think you understand me. Let me clear: I'm accustomed to getting what I want. I want that bear.
Al: I'm proud of you Joe.
Joe MacGonaughgill: Why?
Al: You finally figured out the girl in your heart isn't the girl in your dreams. Some people don't figure it out all their lives.
Luvven Coddle: I sense a - a yearning in you - a - a searching - almost - as if you're lost. You've been lost for a long, long time. Am I right?.. You found Jesus, Al.
Al Fountain: Why? Is he missing?
Cynthia Purley: But sweetheart, I can't be your mother.
Hortense Cumerbatch: Why not?
Cynthia Purley: Well... look at me.
Dosmo Pizzo: You better tell him I'm not fucking around, Susan.
Susan Parish: He's not fucking around.
Grigori Rasputin: The sea brings comfort, and the waves they talk. The sunshines on the water as it gently rises. You can see the face of God when you look at the sun. Your soul forgets everything as you wake from the dreams of life's worries. For the joy lifts your heart, and your soul sees the wisdom of life, and beauty. Indescribable beauty. Is the pain gone?
Alexei: Yes.
Jack Tramonte: OK Whitman's records. Lived with his mother until about six months ago. Had one serious relationship with an Inga... Gunther who once tried to assassinate the rock temptress... stevie nicks.
Tally: When I asked you how long you could stay and you said, 'Long enough, ' how long is that? When we're not together.
Warren: ...Everything shuts down.
Eddie Kasalivich: Doctor Sinclair and I ride together.
Cecil Parkes: The page! For God's sake, the notes.
Peter Helfgott: I'm sorry sir, I keep forgetting the notes.
Cecil Parkes: Will it be asking too much to learn them first?