Best movie quotes of 1996

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The Island of Dr. Moreau picture

Hyena-Swine: Tell me, why you make the pain, if we are your children.

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James Ballard: You had sex with all those men in cars? Only in cars?
Helen Remington: Yes. I didn't plan it that way.
James Ballard: Did you fantasize that Vaughan was photographing all these sex acts as though they were traffic accidents?
Helen Remington: Yes. They felt like traffic accidents.

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Dr. David Krane: I'm telling you that your formula works, and you're telling me about rats.
Dr. Martha Briggs: Okay... okay, I want you in my lab. I need uh, full blood work, an EKG, full respiratory - and a brain scan wouldn't be a bad idea. Make sure you have one.

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Franklin: Boy you're touchy.
Travis: He's got hemorrhoids, Franklin.
Franklin: You got 'roids?

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Feeling Minnesota picture

Freddie: I dream of being in a Las Vegas hotel where all of the towels smell like Downy Fabric Softener.

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Peter Brady: Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these. I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.
Mike Brady: Peter, drumsticks are not toys.
Peter Brady: Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. They're weapons.
Mike Brady: Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.

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Andy Warhol: So Candy, how often do you get your period?
Candy Darling: Every day. I'm such a woman.

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City Hall picture

Mayor John Pappas: Lyndon Johnson said, "Everybody will give you ideas on how to get out of trouble cheaply and fast. And they all come down to this: deny your responsibility." John F. Kennedy said, "An error doesn't have to become a mistake, until you refuse to correct it."

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Det. Stone: Any time you need me, give me a call. It's Stone, as in Sharon.

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Damien Wayne Echols: I knew from when I was real small people were gonna know who I was, I always had that feeling... I just never knew how they were gonna learn. I kind of enjoy it now because even after I die, people are gonna remember me forever. People are gonna talk about me for years. People in West Memphis will tell their kids stories... It'll be sorta like I'm the West Memphis boogie man. Little kids will be looking under their beds - "Damien might be under there!"

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Matt Douglas: Just get out of the chopper.
Russell Kramer: What?
Matt Douglas: Get out of the chopper.
Russell Kramer: The crops?
Matt Douglas: GET OUT.

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Lee: We call it the loony bin, or the nut house, to show that we've got a sense of humor about it.

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Dodge: Haven't you ever seen "What's Love Got To Do With It"?

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George Tyrell: Get them back to daylight.

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Althea: Larry, I don't to work at the magazine anymore. People there don't listen me and they don't talk to me. They're afraid of me and they don't shake my hand... Larry, I went to Dr. Robert and... he told me that I was sick. I mean, sick, sick. I mean, I've got aids, Larry.

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Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace picture

Benjamin Trace: I came to save you, Job.
Job: In here, I am the savior.

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Lee Woods: You have one minute to decide the rest of your life.

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David Alden: You must be Amy. I gave you Silly Putty once for Christmas. You ate it.

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The President: Let's face it - he's dead.
Brazen: I agree.
Commander Mallory: Plissken's been dead so many times, I can't count them all. But he never stays down.

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