Detective Creighton: I know we're Valley detectives so we're not all that bright, but how stupid does he think we are?
Dosmo Pizzo: You better tell him I'm not fucking around, Susan.
Susan Parish: He's not fucking around.
Alvin Strayer: Fuckin' Hack.
Lee Woods: You have one minute to decide the rest of your life.
Allan Hopper: You know, I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I was raised in a trailer park. My father abandoned us, and my mother couldn't even afford to send us to college. Now, I may be an asshole, but I've worked hard to become one.