Best movie quotes of 1996

Maddy: Live dangerously. Walk me to class.

Shad: You talk to her?
Erin Grant: Darrell's phone's disconnected. I think he moved again.
Shad: You know, I'd embrace the opportunity to maim his white ass up.
Erin Grant: I know you would, and that's really thoughtful, but I don't think it would help my case in court if I had him attacked.

Marsha Dwiggins: Where will he go?
Dr. Jerry Woolridge: I think he's going back to Millsburg.
Marsha Dwiggins: Will he be supervised?
Dr. Jerry Woolridge: About as much as everyone else, I guess.

Bill Clinton: In recognition of your great service, I'm appointing you honorary agents in the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
Butt-head: Whoa. Alcohol and tobacco?
Beavis: Yeah. And firearms! Yeah.
Bill Clinton: Cool, huh?
Butt-head: Cigarettes and beer kick ass.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. We're in the bureau of beer and fire and cigarettes. And maybe some chicks, too.

Hana: There's a man downstairs. He brought us eggs. He might stay.
Almásy: Why? Can he lay eggs?
Hana: He's Canadian.
Almásy: Why are people always so happy when they collide with someone from the same place? What happened in Montreal when you passed a man in the street? Did you invite him to live with you?

Frollo: Captain Phoebus, arrest her.

Jan Nyman: Love is a mighty power, isn't it?

Margo Masse: Do yourself a favor and don't think so much. It gives you premature wrinkles.

Eugene Kittridge: Hello, Max.
Max: My lawyers are going to have a field day with this. Entrapment, jurisdictional conflict.
Eugene Kittridge: Well, maybe we'll just leave the courts out of this one.
Max: I'm sure we can find something I have that you need.

Tom Servo: Captain's log: a bunch of our ship fell off, and, nobody likes me.

Rodriguez: Move that briefcase, I wanna see that beautiful ass.

Ernest Hemingway: You love me, you just don't know it yet.

Ilana Green: I get so damned apocalyptic when I drink.

Rat: I say! Badger.

Denise Waverly: Maybe I put too much of myself into my songs.

Phantom's Dad: Hey, Kit. I like her.
The Phantom: Thanks, Dad.

Bob: I'm paying attention.
Dignan: Goddamnit! Your not paying attention if you're messin' around with the gun.

John Henderson: We're in the 90s, mother. It's fancy jam time.

Zeke: Step outside.
Rafe Guttman: Sorry, Zeke - I'm just not in the mood for a blowjob.

Monfriez: Sir, if you get a hangfire on your weapon, what do you do? You wait, with your weapon pointed in a safe direction, 'cause sometimes the primer bursts, and if you open the chamber it blows up in your face. Leave this round in the chamber, sir.