Sandra: It's for his bird. Tony: Do you have to use words like that? It really disempowers you.
Sandra: Where are you going? Jamie: Out with my mates. Sandra: Jamie... you ain't got any mates.
Sandra: You're pissed! From a bloody gay bar. Jamie: How do you know it's a gay bar? Sandra: Cos it's got a bloody great pink neon arse outside of it.
Sandra: What happened? School burned down, did it? Jamie: Yeah. Sandra: What was it this time? IRA bomb? Jamie: Fundamentalist Muslim pyromaniacs. Sandra: Oh, funny, that. Looked all right when I walked past it.
Sandra: It's not natural, is it? Jamie: What ain't? Sandra: A girl her age being into Mama Cass. Leah: She's got a really beautiful voice. Sandra: And what's wrong with Madonna? Leah: She's a slag. Sandra: Hypocrite.
Leah: Don't suppose you've got any jobs in your new pub? Sandra: No. But if I ever do turn it into a brothel I'll get back to you, ok?
Jamie: Where'd you meet my mum? Tony: Planet Earth. Jamie: Yeah, but where? Tony: A place is just somewhere where shit happens. Jamie: Yeah, but where? Tony: Gateways.
Jamie: Scared of being called "queer"? Ste: Are you? Jamie: Maybe... maybe not. Ste: And are ya? Jamie: Queer? Ste: Gay. Jamie: Very happy. I'm happy when I'm with you.
Leah Russell: I wish I was the one that was going away. Nothing ever happens around here. I gets up in the morning, bake my face in half a ton of slap, tong my hair with yesterday's lacquer, that's it. It's the same every bleeding day. There's fuck-all to look forward to.
Sandra gangel: Now you just remember I won a year's supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem. That took brains and artistry, that did.
Leah: It's your bird. She talks to me like I've got "cunt" written on me forehead. Tony: You shouldn't use words like "bird."
Ste: Do you think I'm queer? Jamie gangel: It don't matter what I think.
Ste: There ain't nowhere else. Sandra: There is, actually, Ste. There's an island in the Mediterranean called Lesbian, and all its inhabitants are dykes. So you've got your eye wiped there.
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