Monica Purley: Can't miss what you never had.
Maurice: Can't you?
Roxanne: Don't be stupid.
Cynthia Purley: I wouldn't know him if he stood up in my soup.
Cynthia Purley: But sweetheart, I can't be your mother.
Hortense Cumerbatch: Why not?
Cynthia Purley: Well... look at me.
Cynthia Rose Purley: You gotta laugh, ain't ya sweetheart? Else you'd cry.