Principal Evelyn Doyle: I inherited the business from my late husband.
Richard Clark: I'm shocked.
Principal Evelyn Doyle: What? That a woman can run a business?
Richard Clark: No. That you were ever married.
Richard Clark: I've never been very good with relationships. In fact, most of mine ended with "Hey, what are you doing in bed with that other woman?" And that was me talking.
Richard Clark: Why are you late?
Natalie: Because the bell rang before I got here.
Richard Clark: Victoria, could you give me a ride home? I seem to have misplaced my car.
Victoria Chapell: Oh, don't worry about it. All the teachers loose their car on their first day.
