Mystery Science Theatre 3000

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (1996)

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Dr. Forrester: I'm feeling particularly evil because today's experiment is a stinky cinematic suppository called "This Island Earth." You may all bow down before me after this stinkburger.

Tom Servo: Captain's log: a bunch of our ship fell off, and, nobody likes me.

Joe Wilson: If there is any reason around here.
Tom Servo: What with all the shenanigans and goings-on.

Crow T. Robot: Puppet wranglers? There weren't any puppets in this movie.

Tom Servo: This Island Earth can be yours if the price is right.

Crow T. Robot: C'mon! Give Uncle Scrotor a hug.

Mike: Yeah, let's slip awayy under cover of afternoon in the biggetst car in the county.

Crow T. Robot: They're forcing him to visit Branson, Missouri.

Tom Servo: Well what kind of shit-hole planet is this?

Joe Wilson: You're too darned smart.
Tom Servo: And handsome.
Cal Meecham: I may just be the dumbest man who ever lived.
Mike: No argument here.

Crow T. Robot: Hey! Who sneezed on the credits?

Crow T. Robot: Shall I compare thee to a summers daaaaaaaa.

Carl Meecham: Relocation? To where?
The Monitor: To your Earth.
Exeter: A peaceful relocation.
Crow T. Robot: After the genocide, of course.

Exeter: I beg your pardon, Mr. Wilson, your camera will pick up nothing but black fog.
Tom Servo: Oh, it's a Goldstar.

Mike: Joe, I'm in one of these boxes, find me.

Joe: You know what my kids would say?
Crow T. Robot: YOU'RE not MY real father?

Tom Servo: Wow, that ringing! Now he knows what the world sounds like to Pete Townshend.

Crow T. Robot: He's flown into a Flemish painting.

Crow T. Robot: You killed the Hubble.

Tom Servo: This isn't shot day-for-night. It's more like 4:30-for-5:15.

Continuity mistake: When Mike first enters the theatre, he's wearing his exercise clothes, shorts and a college t-shirt. But when the film later breaks and Mike leaves the theatre, he's wearing his blue jumpsuit.

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Trivia: When Mike puts on the Manipulator Arms, you can hear Torgo's Theme from 'Manos: The Hands of Fate' for a bit in the background

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Question: Are the foreign movies dubbed or subbed?

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Chosen answer: Dubbed.

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