Mystery Science Theatre 3000

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (1996)

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Tom Servo: This isn't shot day-for-night. It's more like 4:30-for-5:15.

Plane Voice: Good morning, Dr. Meecham.
Tom Servo: Good morning, Voice.
Plane Voice: Hope you slept well.
Mike Nelson: 'Cause it's time to die.

Mike: When science didn't have to have any specific purpose.

Tom Servo: Ah, they're going 65, so they'll be there in 3 billion years.

Dr. Forrester: I'm feeling particularly evil because today's experiment is a stinky cinematic suppository called "This Island Earth." You may all bow down before me after this stinkburger.

Tom Servo: Captain's log: a bunch of our ship fell off, and, nobody likes me.

Joe Wilson: If there is any reason around here.
Tom Servo: What with all the shenanigans and goings-on.

Crow T. Robot: Puppet wranglers? There weren't any puppets in this movie.

Tom Servo: This Island Earth can be yours if the price is right.

Mike: Yeah, let's slip awayy under cover of afternoon in the biggetst car in the county.

Tom Servo: Well what kind of shit-hole planet is this?

Joe Wilson: You're too darned smart.
Tom Servo: And handsome.
Cal Meecham: I may just be the dumbest man who ever lived.
Mike: No argument here.

Carl Meecham: Relocation? To where?
The Monitor: To your Earth.
Exeter: A peaceful relocation.
Crow T. Robot: After the genocide, of course.

Exeter: I beg your pardon, Mr. Wilson, your camera will pick up nothing but black fog.
Tom Servo: Oh, it's a Goldstar.

Mike: Joe, I'm in one of these boxes, find me.

Joe: You know what my kids would say?
Crow T. Robot: YOU'RE not MY real father?

Revealing mistake: After the second movie sign, when everyone gets into the theater and sits down, there's a very obvious cut, as all the characters cut immediately from the position that they sat down in to a completely different position. (00:28:05)

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Trivia: In one scene, you see Crow pick up a chainsaw from Tom's bedroom. You never see him do anything with it after that. This is beacause Grammercy, a small company owned by Paramount, who also put this movie in theaters, took out two scenes. They were the one who told them to put in segments like that to make some kind of a story, but in the end, they took out two or three, completely killing the story they wanted in the first place. Originally, Crow was going to cut through the SoL like he did in one of the first segments.

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Chosen answer: Dubbed.

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