Mystery Science Theatre 3000
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Carl Meecham: Relocation? To where?
The Monitor: To your Earth.
Exeter: A peaceful relocation.
Crow T. Robot: After the genocide, of course.

Exeter: I beg your pardon, Mr. Wilson, your camera will pick up nothing but black fog.
Tom Servo: Oh, it's a Goldstar.

Tom Servo: Well what kind of shit-hole planet is this?

Mike: Yeah, let's slip awayy under cover of afternoon in the biggetst car in the county.

Tom Servo: This Island Earth can be yours if the price is right.

Joe Wilson: If there is any reason around here.
Tom Servo: What with all the shenanigans and goings-on.

Dr. Forrester: I'm feeling particularly evil because today's experiment is a stinky cinematic suppository called "This Island Earth." You may all bow down before me after this stinkburger.

Mike: When science didn't have to have any specific purpose.

Tom Servo: This isn't shot day-for-night. It's more like 4:30-for-5:15.

Joe: You know what my kids would say?
Crow T. Robot: YOU'RE not MY real father?

Joe Wilson: You're too darned smart.
Tom Servo: And handsome.
Cal Meecham: I may just be the dumbest man who ever lived.
Mike: No argument here.

Crow T. Robot: Puppet wranglers? There weren't any puppets in this movie.

Tom Servo: Captain's log: a bunch of our ship fell off, and, nobody likes me.

Tom Servo: Ah, they're going 65, so they'll be there in 3 billion years.

Plane Voice: Good morning, Dr. Meecham.
Tom Servo: Good morning, Voice.
Plane Voice: Hope you slept well.
Mike Nelson: 'Cause it's time to die.

Continuity mistake: When Mike first enters the theatre, he's wearing his exercise clothes, shorts and a college t-shirt. But when the film later breaks and Mike leaves the theatre, he's wearing his blue jumpsuit.

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Trivia: When Mike puts on the Manipulator Arms, you can hear Torgo's Theme from 'Manos: The Hands of Fate' for a bit in the background.

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Chosen answer: Dubbed.

There might have been a technical reason they did not use subtitled movies, because the superimposed row of chairs and actors at the bottom of the frame would have covered up the subtitles.

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