Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss?
Roy: I think you can.
Neighbor: Even if it's your own?
Roy: Hey, Herbie! How's life?
Scranton Wino: Taking forever.
McKnight Bowl Bartender: So, you two are dictionary salesmen?
Roy: You would be punctilious in assuming that."
Mr. Boorg: Ishmael always was a strange boy, but he means well.
Roy: Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.
Roy: WHO you callin' A psycho?